I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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