I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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