chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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