I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I am available for nakedness
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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