i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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