I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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