She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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