Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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