fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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