the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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