My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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