yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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