No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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