It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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