who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize
