Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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