I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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