do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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