? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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