Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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