If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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