best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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