Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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