I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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