What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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