Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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