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Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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