Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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