i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
