Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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