why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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