butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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