she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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