Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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