if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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