I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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