This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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