and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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