My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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