last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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