Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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