Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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