we have pet lesbian snakes
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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