just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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