i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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