Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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