quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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