I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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