Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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