I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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