so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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