I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
my being single is dangerous.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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