When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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