They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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