We're like a lot better than the average bears
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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