oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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