I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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