omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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