i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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