Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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